I'm relaxed, focused, ready for a hard days work. As I begin to type up a document of ultimate importance on my computer, a beaming coworker scurries over open envelope in hand, soliciting my regards for whomever's whatever. A day doesn't go by that isn't and occasion. Birthdays. New babies. New careers. Returning to countries of origin. Promotions. And deaths... fucking deaths. Half of the time I don't even know the person for whom I am signing the card, I have to read all the other messages people wrote in there in order to discern what appropriate message I will send. Thank God I've now found an all-encompassing and ever-efficient solution to this office bane. My boss should thank me (though not in card form).

Instructions

This was supposed to be a cut along the dotted line thing, but I think I need to learn how to create better stencils to paint decaying wood.

Etsy Store

I've decided to make some of my most brilliant works available for purchase on Etsy. Check it out!

Hiatus Over

I'm back. And like my other blog I promise to update at least every two weeks.

There is this sappy sculpture by my house called "Community" by Kirk Newman, all of the people in it look like they are rushing off somewhere. I figured they must be late for a party.