Saturday, March 14, 2009

Horreur de Cuisine

Remember kids: Check your cupboards frequently.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Dirty Confession

I was putting off sweeping for weeks, maybe months. Hoping Salina would come and sweep it for me. She wants to photograph my dirt (and your dirt too). Anyhow I bagged it and will give it too her.

The text reads:

"Dear Salina,
I could not bear
to wait any longer.
Here are the former
contents of my bedroom
floor. Most of the dust
was under my chairs and
the better part of the
dirt was shaken from my
bedside mat.
Enjoy, Darren"